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Ich bin der führer von fluff. *twitch* All bow before his holyness, the great FSM. I like S&M
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52 Reviews | 5 w/ Responses
As it stands, the flash IS bad. There's nothing to do, except make the cow look starved. The game you're planning to make, however, sounds like a good idea. Just make sure to set it in China, and have a lead smelting plant behind it.
Author's Response:
Yeah... I realize how bad it is. And the China idea would be pretty funny... but if I had to guess, I would say that China's laws concerning beef quality and/or quality-of-life for livestock are much more lax than the U.S... so while it would be comedic to show the Chinese being careless with lead in yet another manner... it would hardly be realistic to claim that they had come up with laws mandating the organic raising of cattle... which knocks the premise for the game completely off its base, which would cause the game to be a paradoxical anomaly, most likely ripping the hinges off of the, more or less, stable mechanics of space-time continuum.
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That's not a very creative idea for a game.
Author's Response:
Ok, but how was the execution
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It's only funny because of the fire factory <3
Author's Response:
Where do you think fire is made anyways?
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the graphics and sound are both awful. The game is impossible.
Author's Response:
it's better than all my other "art", you have to admit!
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That's not the best flash I've ever seen. The audio could be better, but you did a good job.
Author's Response:
Yeah, that was my only concern, that the audio wasn't too good. But thanks, I'm glad you liked it.
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